Da Luv Doc

Lex Lugor, I Appreciate Your Spooky

Saeid Edward — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:17:05 +0000

Saeid Edward — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:15:03 +0000

I’m Mexican and you’re corny…I want you to accompany me at every meal.

Saeid Edward — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:09:34 +0000

You’re like a silent but deadly fart: as gratifying as it is to let you go, I immediately regret doing so.

Saeid Edward — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:36:06 +0000

I’d like to perform open-heart surgery on you, baby, so I could see what really makes you tick.

Saeid Edward — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:30:16 +0000

(Jury Duty Game)

It’s only natural that we’re both from Middlesex because I’m sitting here imagining that I’m in the middle of sex with you.

Saeid Edward — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:23:13 +0000

Ma, you’re like bestiality porn…cuz I really like you but don’t know how to tell anybody.

Saeid Edward — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:22:04 +0000

Your middle name must be wikipedia because I can stare at you forever while feeling slightly insecure.