Spit Game #6

I’m Mexican and you’re corny…I want you to accompany me at every meal.

Spit Game #5

You’re like a silent but deadly fart: as gratifying as it is to let you go, I immediately regret doing so.

Spit Game #4

I’d like to perform open-heart surgery on you, baby, so I could see what really makes you tick.

Spit Game # 3

(Jury Duty Game)

It’s only natural that we’re both from Middlesex because I’m sitting here imagining that I’m in the middle of sex with you.

Spit Game #2

Ma, you’re like bestiality porn…cuz I really like you but don’t know how to tell anybody.

Spit Game #1

Your middle name must be wikipedia because I can stare at you forever while feeling slightly insecure.